::Quotes::

::Anna Banana::

You have ONE advantage over me.....you can kiss my ass and I can't!!

whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door....

Do I give my friends advice? Jesus, no. They wouldn't take advice from me. Nobody should take advice from me. I haven't got a clue about anything..

life isnt a garden ........ so stop being a hoe.

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)

Movie Quotes::

I do have a test today, that wasn't bullsh**. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. ~Ferris Bueller~ ::Ferris Bueller's Day Off::

-I wanna be just like you. I figure, all I need is a lobotomy, and some tights.

-You wear tights?

-No, I don't wear tights. I wear the required uniform.

-Tights.

-Shut up! ~Bender, Andrew, and Brian~ ::The Breakfast Club::

Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond. ~Ferris Bueller~ ::Ferris Bueller's Day Off::

-Not a "piece of sh**."

-It is a piece of sh**. Don't worry about it. I don't even have a piece of sh**. I have to envy yours. ~Ferris and Cameron~ ::Ferris Bueller's Day Off::

-False alarms are really funny, aren't they. What if your home, what if your family . . . what if your dope was on fire?

-Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear. ~Mr. Vernon and Bender~ ::The Breakfast Club::


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		Anonnymous Quotes:: You have ONE advantage over me.....you can kiss my ass and I can't!! whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.... Guys are like port-o-potties. All the good ones are taken and all the bad ones are full of crap! -Anonymous Do I give my friends advice? Jesus, no. They wouldn't take advice from me. Nobody should take advice from me. I haven't got a clue about anything.. life isnt a garden ........ so stop being a hoe. "Friends are gods ways of apologizing for our families" Famous Quotes:: The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits. Albert Einstein "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady) "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." Roseanne "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'." Homer Simpson "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." Rita Mae Brown "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." George Globol "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" Steven Wright New Quotes:: The only acting you ever see at the Oscars is when people act like they're not mad they lost. Nicole Kidman was smiling so wide, she should have won an Emmy at the Oscars for her great performance. I was like, 'If you'd done that in the movie, you'd have won an Oscar, girl! -- Chris Rock Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -- Will Rogers Movie Quotes:: I do have a test today, that wasn't bullsh. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. ~Ferris Bueller~ ::Ferris Bueller's Day Off:: -I wanna be just like you. I figure, all I need is a lobotomy, and some tights. -You wear tights? -No, I don't wear tights. I wear the required uniform. -Tights. -Shut up! ~Bender, Andrew, and Brian~ ::The Breakfast Club:: Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond. ~Ferris Bueller~ ::Ferris Bueller's Day Off:: [L]et's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According to this morning's sample, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds. ~Egon~ ::Ghostbusters:: [I]t was the classic mother B.B. gun block: "You'll shoot your eye out." That deadly phrase uttered many times before by hundreds of mothers, was not surmountable by any means known to kiddom. ~Ralphie~ ::A Christmas Story:: -[W]e can't pick up Sloane in your car. Mr. Rooney would never believe Mr. Peterson drives that piece of sh. -Not a "piece of sh." -It is a piece of sh. Don't worry about it. I don't even have a piece of sh**. I have to envy yours. ~Ferris and Cameron~ ::Ferris Bueller's Day Off:: This is nucking-futs! ~Dickie Roberts~ ::Dickie Roberts - Former Childhood Star:: -False alarms are really funny, aren't they. What if your home, what if your family . . . what if your dope was on fire? -Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear. ~Mr. Vernon and Bender~ ::The Breakfast Club:: [W]hen someone asks you "if you're a god?" you say, "Yes!" ~Winston~ ::Ghostbusters:: A hickey from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card: "When you care enough to send the very best." ~Kenickie~ ::Grease::